Guys Turn it On

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Question: Do all guys get turned on by their reflection?

Answer: I’m a bad person to ask because I stop and look at myself every time I pass a mirror. That includes those mirrored polls in department stores, my reflection in a car window, even occasionally on my watch face.

I guess you could take a straw poll and find out if guys will self-report finding themselves hot stuff. I know some of my friends whose narcissistic tendencies are pretty astounding (that’s a nice way of saying they are full of themselves). I actually find that kind of confidence a turn on myself…

 Which reminds me, it’s worth pointing out that guys get turned on by everything. As Xander put it in Buffy, linoleum turns us on. (Well, he said, “I’m 17, linoleum makes me wanna have sex.”) But believe me, that sentiment pretty much carries through until the penis stops working.

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