SmartReMarxcom

The man sitting across from me is wearing the same t-shirt I am. His is partly obscured by his jean jacket but I would recognize that fitted mustard tee anywhere. I just have to look down.
His belt is looped through his jeans but strangely is sitting high on stomach, almost a full inch [...]

So while I think it is substantially mental to own a phone that checks my e-mails, pushs all my Facebook messages to me and can find me on a (google) map, I love it. Life in the digital age before the blackberry was a barren desert. And I didn’t know it.
Today, despite not [...]

For some reason the ladies of the night swarm to me, much like cult members of some space invader Jesus sect. Maybe they smell my reticence like a perfume and can’t resist approach. I hear cats have that same sense of things.
Maybe though it’s a symptom of their own desperation, not mine. I’m [...]

The fridge to my right is gurgling merrily, lost in its reverie. He is blissfully unaware of my dilemma. My only companion this morning, and a self-indulgent one at that.
No bagels on counter, though I had a slim hope that this was one of those households that kept such things in the fridge. [...]

A brand new collection hits Total Pop! The First 40 Hits will be released in February by the pop band Erasure. The collection spans the band’s entire career and features a new remix of the track Always by Jeremy Wheatley.

So while the girl that cuts my hair is doing her thing, in my head I’m thinking I could write country music. I mean how hard can it be? It’s a bit like improv really, you can an action “phone call,” a location “jail,” a term of endearment “honey,” an emotion “regret” mention God and the story practically writes itself. (If you think I’m begin glib, you ought to google the lyrics to the No. 1 country song in the nation this week: Carrie Underwood’s Just a Dream. See if you can identify the action, location, term of endearment, emotion and mention of God. Answer at the bottom of this post.)