My Brother in Apparel
The man sitting across from me is wearing the same t-shirt I am. His is partly obscured by his jean jacket but I would recognize that fitted mustard tee anywhere. I just have to look down.
His belt is looped through his jeans but strangely is sitting high on stomach, almost a full inch [...]
Posted: November 12th, 2008 under Humor.
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Get a life, get a phone.
So while I think it is substantially mental to own a phone that checks my e-mails, pushs all my Facebook messages to me and can find me on a (google) map, I love it. Life in the digital age before the blackberry was a barren desert. And I didn’t know it.
Today, despite not [...]
Posted: November 10th, 2008 under Life in Digital.
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The whores and baptists love me.
For some reason the ladies of the night swarm to me, much like cult members of some space invader Jesus sect. Maybe they smell my reticence like a perfume and can’t resist approach. I hear cats have that same sense of things.
Maybe though it’s a symptom of their own desperation, not mine. I’m [...]
Posted: November 9th, 2008 under Humor, Relationships.
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Breakfast in a strange home.
The fridge to my right is gurgling merrily, lost in its reverie. He is blissfully unaware of my dilemma. My only companion this morning, and a self-indulgent one at that.
No bagels on counter, though I had a slim hope that this was one of those households that kept such things in the fridge. [...]
Posted: November 8th, 2008 under Humor.
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Erasure Revisits Pop! Hits Collection
A brand new collection hits Total Pop! The First 40 Hits will be released in February by the pop band Erasure. The collection spans the band’s entire career and features a new remix of the track Always by Jeremy Wheatley.
Posted: November 7th, 2008 under Music News.
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Friday B.S.: On the Job
So while the girl that cuts my hair is doing her thing, in my head I’m thinking I could write country music. I mean how hard can it be? It’s a bit like improv really, you can an action “phone call,” a location “jail,” a term of endearment “honey,” an emotion “regret” mention God and the story practically writes itself. (If you think I’m begin glib, you ought to google the lyrics to the No. 1 country song in the nation this week: Carrie Underwood’s Just a Dream. See if you can identify the action, location, term of endearment, emotion and mention of God. Answer at the bottom of this post.)
Posted: November 7th, 2008 under Friday BS.
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