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I just spent 20 minutes looking for the tray to my printer. How, you ask, does one lose a printer tray?  Well, it is detachable so at least in that respect, it could be removed from the vicinity of the printer (a prank perhaps or theft?)  But let’s be real, that’s weird thing to steal.
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So I don’t keep beers in my house.
I’m deathly afraid of reaching the point where beer replaces pornography, football and writing as my nightly pastime to pass the time. I’m not talking about knocking back brews with friends at a pub, or going over to someone’s house and emptying a case of Bud. [...]

You will be happy to hear that after a week of binge drinking and trying to convince my couch that “I’m a sure thing,” I went on a no-beer policy this week. Except for a couple of brews on Wednesday night, my alcohol-free week was a disaster from beginning to end. Blame the [...]

Earlier this month, SmartReMarxcom reported that marriage between human and iPhone had become legal in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. As this ruling by the Supreme Judicial Court went into effect, its scope was immediately limited to Massachusetts residents when the administration invoked a little-known 1913 law. The law prohibited the state from providing [...]

I’m not a big fan of niceties. You know, the hellos/how are yous/how’s it goings. It’s one thing to be genuinely interested the welfare/going-ons of a person you care about. It’s another thing altogether to put on a show of politeness when you secretly hope the person will leave as quickly as [...]

The beauty of humanity sparkles like a ray of sunshine across the lake. It is like being at the aquarium and admiring all the pretty colors and variety of fish and watching them swim round each other in a complete state of harmony. Think about that the next you’re walking through Fenway trying [...]