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		<title>Friday B.S.: Second Time Around</title>
		<link>http://smartremarx.com/2229/friday-b-s-second-time-around/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 15:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like any good computer, humans need to come with a shut down switch, a safe mode, a restart function and, what the hell, a F4 key! Computers have been adapted to function under any number of normal and aberrant situations, and in theory, so have humans. And yet humans are fraught with free-will and facing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Put on Your Cape and Channel Your Inner Hero</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:53:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Working on the final edits for the new book Whisper in the Wall (May 18) so I decided to channel my inner hero and dress up with a makeshift cape (with a table cloth!) Check out the photos below! Check out andrewmarx.com for a list of published titles. (Hey! I resurrected the old &#8220;Buy my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Must Review Me Lyrics</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 13:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You Must Review Me (sung to the tune of You Must Love Me) with apologies to Andrew Lloyd Webber Where do we go from here? Did you finish the book that I wrote? You read it all, you bought it from me I sold it to you! It&#8217;s not about the sale I need your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday B.S.: Friend or Follow?</title>
		<link>http://smartremarx.com/1882/friday-b-s-friend-or-follow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:09:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life in Digital]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You know the feeling you get when you&#8217;re showered and freshly wiped and yet the inside of your butt cheeks still feel wet and you irrationally think it might be poop even though it&#8217;s probably just moisture? Welcome to Friday B.S. We know exactly how you feel. I&#8217;m barely hanging on to the twitter train. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video Craftiness Part Two</title>
		<link>http://smartremarx.com/1540/video-craftiness-part-two/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The publication of my next book is still a few months down the road, but I got a few friends together to create a special promotional video to get people thirsty for more! However, the outtake (our test run) was actually funnier. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxAd4kIedRQ]]></description>
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		<title>Video Craftiness Part One</title>
		<link>http://smartremarx.com/1538/video-craftiness-part-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The publication of my next book is still a few months down the road, but I got a few friends together to create a special promotional video to get people thirsty for more! www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLd2gilPVdA]]></description>
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		<title>Turn Yourself Into a Brand Name</title>
		<link>http://smartremarx.com/1489/turn-yourself-into-a-brand-name/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fame]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[satire]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dying for fame? Dreaming of riches?  Want to be among the social elite?  That is so last century. This century it's all about branding. Your brand name is your fame, it's your privacy policy, your public profile, your media spin.  Most of us have nothing to offer but ourselves.  You think you're special, and damnit, it's about time you start proving it to the world.  Start selling yourself today and make your mark tomorrow.  ]]></description>
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		<title>Tales from the White Trash Files&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smartremarx.com/1476/tales-from-the-white-trash-files/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 15:28:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Squid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite the fact that I've been pretty much on my own since 18, I've dated many, many men who still live at home and whose mothers still do their cooking, dishes, and laundry. While I often spend summer evenings enjoying a bottle of wine and a good book in my backyard surrounded by my potted plants, I generally date men who would rather be playing Xbox with a six-pack of PBR in their parents' basement.]]></description>
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		<title>Just Once or Twice Is Good for the Soul</title>
		<link>http://smartremarx.com/1469/just-once-or-twice-is-good-for-the-soul/</link>
		<comments>http://smartremarx.com/1469/just-once-or-twice-is-good-for-the-soul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:32:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have become something of an expert at quickly identifying a soup that will satisfy. I can look at the surface of a pot of soup and know instantly whether it will ever touch my lips. Sometimes, I can even tell just by the name. ]]></description>
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		<title>Friday B.S.: Feign Amnesia</title>
		<link>http://smartremarx.com/1454/friday-bs-feign-amnesia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:22:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When I have a week that just lingers on, I always fantasize about starting over from scratch. This is virtually impossible to do, seeing as how traveling back in time hasn't been reliably invented yet.]]></description>
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