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First, read this IM conversation I had today.
friend (2:30:32 PM): there is no extra paper in the men’s room
friend (2:30:39 PM): We have such sucky facilities support
friend (2:30:46 PM): There are like two sheets on the roll and that’s it.
me (2:30:49 PM): I hate our men’s room. It’s a single, which apparently means you can [...]

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people in Providence? Tonight’s show at the Providence PAC was a convention of a circus freaks. Nobody could sit still for 2 seconds or keep their mouths shut long enough to hear a single note of music. It was the biggest shitshow of an audience [...]

Is it pretentious to have a requirement for my friends that they be able to bring a smile to my face?  I was thinking about this over the weekend as I was aggravated with a particular friend of mine who seemed a bit standoffish (no names now, don’t be tacky!) Quite inexplicably, I assure you.
Okay, [...]

I had a dream where the airplane begin to plummet mid-flight. With amazing clarity, I saw other planes in the sky around us, its passengers blissfully unaware of our plight. The pilot makes some public address to us about restarting the engine as if the plane has stalled in midair.
Despite our perilous circumstances, there [...]

Male, headphones, curly hair. Reads a flyer while waiting for the elevator. Chewing so vigorously, it’s hard to imagine he can taste his bagel. Is the second person I see dressed for winter even though it’s still in the 70’s. He gets tired of waiting for the elevator and takes the [...]

On the way to work yesterday, there was a guy sitting on the front steps of a corner house (the one next to the gas station on Prospect). He was wearing jeans and a flannel long sleeve shirt with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, and a worn out ball cap. He [...]